Me clowning around to recreate scene in the Clint Eastwood movie "The Enforcer". Infantry Officer Basic Course, Ft. Benning, GA. 1989.
Tales, a collection of mildly amusing anecdotes of stupidity.
Me clowning around to recreate
scene in the Clint Eastwood
movie "The Enforcer". Infantry Officer Basic Course, Ft. Benning, GA. 1989.
Army Stories
Ranger School
Officer Candidate School.
Field Expedient PT Cap.
Who is that asshole not wearing a
helmet?
Desert Shield/Storm
Terror in the dark "Where?
Behind the rabbit?"
"If the glider moves, kill it"
European Military Cycling Championships, Germany, 1994.
Cycling Stories
"Oh shit.
I'm fucked."
"Holy
shit! His leg fell off!"
"Next thing I knew I was flying"
Car Stories
The Porsche 911. The chick-magnet that wasn't.
Beemer2. "CPT Gress, you're an idiot," said the commanding general.
The Saab Rocket, RIP dearly beloved.
Miscellaneous
Call me when it's a blowjob.
"Watch Out Below!"
Bambi
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10 Rules for Dating My Daughter. Not really an anecdote, but darn funny.